Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I Want to Be a Cowboy Baby!

Monday, I was on craigslist looking for love in all the wrong places. It had been 9 days since I had participated in any nude extra curricular activities, so I was on the search for something to quench my appetite.

I received a response to one of my postings that took me by surprise. The gentleman described himself as...35 year old countryboy, dark blond hair, blue eyes, goatee, defined hairy chest, strong hairy legs, 5' 11 175 lbs. 31" waist and 36" length, professional calf roper in the rodeo, always in tight wranglers, tight boxer briefs and boots. Yeah it sounds too good to be true, right? Well after a few emails and numerous text messages we made plans to meet last night for a movie. The movie times didn't work out so I invited him over to my place as I am sure we could find something to watch from my roommates collection of 560+ DVD's.

When he arrived at my house, he was everything he described in his response. He had the cowboy boots, the big competition trophy belt buckle, the tight wranglers with a convenient hole in the crotch and of course that laid back cowboy demeanor. As we discussed our sexual likes I believe that I have found a unicorn. How often do you find a hot straight acting cowboy with very few sexual inhibitions? Normally they are so freaked out that they like having sex with guys it prevents them from doing anything more sexually than just jerking off with another guy!

As we talk about things I find out he's a gentlemanly southern boy with a big heart. He's kind of quiet and shy but usually all the good ones are. I am a romantic so I love that he has a big heart. I wont go too much into detail on our sexual excursion because I like this one and I don't want to fuck things up by gushing too much. However, I will say I have never seen a guy who can point and aim so proficiently when ejaculating.

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